Love him or hate him, Donald Trump is all over the media. And as Republicans battle it out for the Presidential nomination, Trump continues to court controversy with his complete lack of a filter. Below is but a small sampling of some of his crazier quotes.

How on Earth could you say #8 and expect to win an election?


“All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me—consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.” (2004)

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Fun fact: after reading the above quote and picturing Donald Trump in your mind, you’re now thinking about the man himself having sex with women half his age. We’re sorry.


“I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” (2006)

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To continue with the theme of unpleasant Donald Trump sexuality (and again, we apologize), this was part of his response to how he would feel about his daughter posing in Playboy. But regardless of context implying romantic inclination towards your own daughter will always be creepy.


“If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?” (2015)

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Our Trump sex-trilogy ends with this. Here Trump confuses one’s inability to prevent extramarital affairs with holding political office. Strangely enough Trump has said that his own extramarital affairs are fair game for criticism but doubts they will have any impact.


“He’s not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he got captured. I like people who weren’t captured.” (2015)

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This was a remark about senator John McCain, former presidential candidate and Vietnam POW. Ignoring how distasteful the remark is to anyone who served in the military, Trump has no actual military experience and managed to avoid being drafted into Vietnam several times.


“It’s like golf.” (2011)

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This is but a small piece of a much larger quote explaining his opposition of gay marriage. To summarize: he compares marriage equality to golfers using longer putters and how that looks unattractive. Trump admits to being a traditionalist (in both golf and marriage, we guess), two things that are totally related. You can read the whole thing here but it won’t make any more sense.


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