Image sources:

• – Guess next time he’ll wait for Christmas morning:
  http://www.danasview.net/231_gifts.jpg
• – He must have eaten at Taco Bell for lunch:
  http://www.threedonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/fart_lighting.jpg
• – Maybe he should think about changing his name…:
  http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/01/31/news/photos_stories/cropped/017_michael_terry–300×235.jpg
• – He should stick to basketball:
  http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01251/snowballs_1251623c.jpg
• – Granny hates two-hand touch:
  http://www.pajamadeen.com/images/edna-jester-mug-shot.jpg