The 5 Dumbest X-Men Characters

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  • – Zeitgeist:
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  • – Doug Ramsey:
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  • – Jazz:
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  • – Dazzler:
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  • – Artie Maddicks:
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Comments

  • http://amriawan.blogspot.com Bang Iwan

    Fantastic..

  • Bert

    Dazzler is one of the most powerful mutants. She is the highest class of mutant, omega-level. Her powers are unmeasurable with no limitation. She is one of few who have this class. Dazzler has even been known to rise from the dead unhurt. If I was in a battle situation I would want Dazzler on my team for sure. She could do some serious damage to Magneto. Study up on your dumbest mutants. I was very surprised to see her on the list. Who cares how she came about, she can kick some serious booty.

  • Shadowssoul

    Really, Bert, Seriously? find a girlfriend, ok.

  • http://www.dscomic.com/ Rob

    Speaks tomes of why Marvel is so bad these days…

  • http://blog.eliotpearson.com Eliot

    I had no idea any of these characters existed. Yes, pretty bad.

  • steeeeve

    Dazzler is incredibly powerful, considering she literally took on the Juggernaut herself.

    And Cypher was there to translate for Warlocke, and in the end the two started working together, with Warlocke acting as an armor for Cypher.

    Anyways, this list is really shitty. The only two that really belong there are Zeitgeist and Jazz, there's tons of other mutants that could fit replace the other 3.

  • http://disqus.com Ty

    This is fail, why bash the Dazzler? BECAUSE FIGHTS ARE SILENT SO WHERE WILL SHE GET AMMO.

    Obviously she would suck in space or in covert missions, but she can make lasers out of sound waves, god.

  • Aldsvfkj

    Fuck you ! Dazzler is amazing. Cyphers would be SO useful in the world. You know how much you can be paid being a translator but also be able to write? I think yeah, some of these powers are eh, but at least they have powers and can do something while we are all just normal people

  • Aldsvfkj

    Fuck you ! Dazzler is amazing. Cyphers would be SO useful in the world. You know how much you can be paid being a translator but also be able to write? I think yeah, some of these powers are eh, but at least they have powers and can do something while we are all just normal people

  • Bluff

    Yeah, Cypher at one point is able to read even the most subtle of body movements and knows what you are going to do, where you are going to strike, and what thoughts are even running through your mind. He fought his former team mates and nearly killed them. Keeping in mind that he is no stronger than your average human.

    Also, the Dazzler thing was very wrong. Yeah her origins suck, but even in the early days she turned sound into laser beams that could cut through just about anything. Nowadays she can create hard light constructs including but not limited holograms of people and things that one can physically touch. She can alter people’s emotions and sense of equilibrium by firing off specific light patterns that alter brain chemistry.

    Oh, and she is immortal now. She was given a fatal heart attack by a mutant who created a psychic bubble in her heart, killing her instantly. She was pronounced legally dead, and that same day came back to life. A little later, she was gunned down, pronounced dead, and rose up the same day.

    She is hinted at being an omega level mutant (essentially an immortal mutant with limitless power.)

    She already has the immortality thing down, and her usefulness in battle has long been established too. A simple check on Wikipedia, or better yet, Marvel Database would have revealed this. But I’m guessing you did check one of those two if you knew of Dazzler’s corporate whore beginnings. This begs the question, did you read the whole page?

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