Comments on: The 10 Most Bizarre and Absolutely Stupid Country Music Lyrics of All Time http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/ Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:42:59 +0200 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: watch super bowl 2010 online http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-3261 watch super bowl 2010 online Thu, 28 Jan 2010 16:07:31 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-3261 You are awesome! I have been searching for these all day. You helped me make up my mind. Also I experienced some problems trying to leave a comment You are awesome! I have been searching for these all day. You helped me make up my mind. Also I experienced some problems trying to leave a comment

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]]> By: Joe Stahl http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-2728 Joe Stahl Sun, 10 Jan 2010 19:04:06 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-2728 Robin Merrill needs a life. Even if I agree with most of the choices. Robin Merrill needs a life. Even if I agree with most of the choices.

]]> By: euphoria http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-1307 euphoria Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:08:40 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-1307 Means: "Don't touch song N.8" ;) Means: “Don’t touch song N.8″ ;)

]]> By: Mary http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-798 Mary Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:15:48 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-798 Want to hear some not so stupid country music? Check out Lost Gold Records. lostgoldmusic.com lostgoldmusic.blogspot.com Want to hear some not so stupid country music? Check out Lost Gold Records.

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]]> By: k http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-449 k Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:21:29 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-449 Worst song out there right now is Billy Currington's "God Is Great, Beer Is Good, People Are Crazy". What a stupid song! It's as if someone sat down and pulled out a bunch of Country Music cliches. No originality whatsoever! Let's see: Let's have an old man giving advice in a bar...it's worked before in songs like "Girls, Women, Ladies", and "Old Dogs, Children, Watermelon Wine" and "Don't Blink" and "Dust On The Bottle" and "Chiseled In Stone"...etc, etc. Yeah, advice from old men in bars, that's a tried-and-true premise for a country song! Gotta have that, son! Now, let's see...what else is needed for it to be a Country song? I know! You gotta mention God! President Obama says that these country folks cling to guns and religion...so be sure to get God and prayer in there, okay? What else? Hmmm. I GOT IT! BEER! Country people LOVE BEER! BEER IS GOOOOOOOOD! Especially by the six pack...six pack is a fun reference to beer, make sure to get six pack in there, okay? And, uh...let's see....CRAZY! Oh, you could write a book about how many Country songs say CRAZY! "Crazy" by Patsy Cline, "I've Always Been Crazy" by Waylon Jennings, "Crazy In Love" by Conway Twitty, "I Guess I'm Crazy" by Kenny Rogers, "That Song Is Driving Me Crazy" by Tom T. Hall....YEAH, DEFINITELY USE CRAZY IN THE SONG! The crazier, the better! Well, this is pretty Country, but we seem to be missing something. Hmmm. Of course, we'll somehow work in dogs, divorce, cigarettes, and whiskey....oh yeah, I got it! Make the old man a veteran and then have him die at the end of the song! IT'S A FRIGGIN' COUNTRY MASTERPIECE! Just a bunch of stereotypical country crap they recycled and threw together, and the idiot public bought it again. Worst song out there right now is Billy Currington’s “God Is Great, Beer Is Good, People Are Crazy”.

What a stupid song! It’s as if someone sat down and pulled out a bunch of Country Music cliches. No originality whatsoever!

Let’s see: Let’s have an old man giving advice in a bar…it’s worked before in songs like “Girls, Women, Ladies”, and “Old Dogs, Children, Watermelon Wine” and “Don’t Blink” and “Dust On The Bottle” and “Chiseled In Stone”…etc, etc. Yeah, advice from old men in bars, that’s a tried-and-true premise for a country song! Gotta have that, son!

Now, let’s see…what else is needed for it to be a Country song? I know! You gotta mention God! President Obama says that these country folks cling to guns and religion…so be sure to get God and prayer in there, okay?

What else? Hmmm. I GOT IT! BEER! Country people LOVE BEER! BEER IS GOOOOOOOOD! Especially by the six pack…six pack is a fun reference to beer, make sure to get six pack in there, okay?

And, uh…let’s see….CRAZY! Oh, you could write a book about how many Country songs say CRAZY! “Crazy” by Patsy Cline, “I’ve Always Been Crazy” by Waylon Jennings, “Crazy In Love” by Conway Twitty, “I Guess I’m Crazy” by Kenny Rogers, “That Song Is Driving Me Crazy” by Tom T. Hall….YEAH, DEFINITELY USE CRAZY IN THE SONG! The crazier, the better!

Well, this is pretty Country, but we seem to be missing something. Hmmm. Of course, we’ll somehow work in dogs, divorce, cigarettes, and whiskey….oh yeah, I got it! Make the old man a veteran and then have him die at the end of the song!

IT’S A FRIGGIN’ COUNTRY MASTERPIECE!

Just a bunch of stereotypical country **** they recycled and threw together, and the idiot public bought it again.

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]]> By: aleksandar http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-312 aleksandar Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:24:31 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-312 wtf? wtf?

]]> By: Steve Perry http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-306 Steve Perry Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:31:01 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-306 Steve Perry is ashamed of himself for not reading the headline all the way through. If only I had my bandmates to help me though this... Steve Perry is ashamed of himself for not reading the headline all the way through.

If only I had my bandmates to help me though this…

]]> By: Stew http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-288 Stew Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:17:13 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-288 You forgot the #1 weird title from 1949 "I've got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back in my bed while I cry over you" You forgot the #1 weird title from 1949 “I’ve got tears in my ears from lyin’ on my back in my bed while I cry over you”

]]> By: “Got Pebbles?” http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-285 “Got Pebbles?” Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:22:37 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-285 [...] most bizarre and absolutely stupid country music lyrics of all [...] [...] most bizarre and absolutely stupid country music lyrics of all [...]

]]> By: Justin http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-279 Justin Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:58:20 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-279 He's saying HE has it going on like Donkey Kong... Like he's going apesh*t for her a$$, and yes badonkadonk was black slang a while before this song came out. He’s saying HE has it going on like Donkey Kong… Like he’s going apesh*t for her a$$, and yes badonkadonk was black slang a while before this song came out.

]]> By: Stew http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-274 Stew Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:09:12 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-274 Just to add to the Hank Williams note, M.G.M. wouldn't let Hank record the song.His reputation didn't need it. One more thing this is Hank Sr. alone in the studio. Just to add to the Hank Williams note, M.G.M. wouldn’t let Hank record the song.His reputation didn’t need it. One more thing this is Hank Sr. alone in the studio.

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]]> By: euphoria http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-257 euphoria Wed, 07 Oct 2009 07:39:55 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-257 That is not country!!! But absurd song thou. That is not country!!! But absurd song thou.

]]> By: Steve Perry http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-249 Steve Perry Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:57:57 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-249 Bon Jovi - 'If I Was Your Mother' Listen to it and add it to your list Bon Jovi – ‘If I Was Your Mother’

Listen to it and add it to your list

]]> By: Boba http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-242 Boba Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:34:39 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-242 Ne mi dirash pesmu br. 8 :P :P Ne mi dirash pesmu br. 8 :P :P

]]> By: Hannah http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-230 Hannah Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:26:31 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-230 You are hilarious!! I am a country fan and a Cash fan and hey, guess what... I wasn't offended! I think that the rest of you easily offended commenters should lighten up and enjoy the humor. You are hilarious!! I am a country fan and a Cash fan and hey, guess what… I wasn’t offended! I think that the rest of you easily offended commenters should lighten up and enjoy the humor.

]]> By: Thomas Nadeau http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-229 Thomas Nadeau Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:22:20 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-229 I love your thoughts on the songs Robin. Great job :) Grahame Edwards, you are entitled to your opinion. Bruce, please listen to the song AGAIN, the song does say "conscience" and "conscience" sorry to break it to you. I love your thoughts on the songs Robin. Great job :) Grahame Edwards, you are entitled to your opinion. Bruce, please listen to the song AGAIN, the song does say “conscience” and “conscience” sorry to break it to you.

]]> By: Whit http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-228 Whit Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:21:19 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-228 Hey, this article is pretty funny :). Seriously, Bruce, I don't even listen to country, and I know that Johnny Cash rhymed conscience with conscience. However, I'm sure there is more than one version of the song! Hey, this article is pretty funny :) . Seriously, Bruce, I don’t even listen to country, and I know that Johnny Cash rhymed conscience with conscience. However, I’m sure there is more than one version of the song!

]]> By: James http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-223 James Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:38:48 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-223 How about that new one "(I Wanna Check You For) Ticks"? How about that new one “(I Wanna Check You For) Ticks”?

]]> By: lyrics eyes http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-218 lyrics eyes Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:43:33 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-218 Song number 5 is sick, how the people write so crappy lyrics. Song number 5 is sick, how the people write so crappy lyrics.

]]> By: Bruce http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-212 Bruce Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:11:38 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-212 If you are going to transcribe lyrics (Flushed From the Bathroom...), be sure you get them right, especially if you use them to take a dig at the lyricist. I refer to the comment "Way to go Johnny, rhyming “conscience” with “conscience.” That was clever and creative." Listening to the song, there is no second instance of the word "conscience". The word I heard is "system", and besides, the rhyming scheme is not AB,AB, but rather AB,CB. Correcting a mistake that isn't there makes you look like the fool. If you are going to transcribe lyrics (Flushed From the Bathroom…), be sure you get them right, especially if you use them to take a dig at the lyricist. I refer to the comment “Way to go Johnny, rhyming “conscience” with “conscience.” That was clever and creative.” Listening to the song, there is no second instance of the word “conscience”. The word I heard is “system”, and besides, the rhyming scheme is not AB,AB, but rather AB,CB. Correcting a mistake that isn’t there makes you look like the fool.

]]> By: Grahame Edwards http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-146 Grahame Edwards Mon, 05 Oct 2009 10:25:15 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-146 John didn't write "Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart". "Cowboy" Jack Clements, John's long time friend and producer wrote it. The inmates and Folsom enjoyed it hugely as you would expect. It's a funny song and sends up love and country music and life generally. These men probably identified strongly with being "flushed from the bathroom" of somebody's heart. I imagine that they felt a little jaundiced towards life and society. Also, why wouldn't they like the song? It was performed for them by the great Johnny Cash, who actually gave a hoot about them. A lot of the songs on the iconic "Johnny Cash Live At Folsom Prison" album were very dark. Many told about death, gallows, betrayal, etc. John used songs like "Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart" and "Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog" (another Clement song) to lighten it up a bit without serving up fake saccharine-sweet crap. Cash is cool. John didn’t write “Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart”. “Cowboy” Jack Clements, John’s long time friend and producer wrote it. The inmates and Folsom enjoyed it hugely as you would expect. It’s a funny song and sends up love and country music and life generally. These men probably identified strongly with being “flushed from the bathroom” of somebody’s heart. I imagine that they felt a little jaundiced towards life and society.

Also, why wouldn’t they like the song? It was performed for them by the great Johnny Cash, who actually gave a hoot about them. A lot of the songs on the iconic “Johnny Cash Live At Folsom Prison” album were very dark. Many told about death, gallows, betrayal, etc. John used songs like “Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart” and “Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog” (another Clement song) to lighten it up a bit without serving up fake saccharine-sweet ****.

Cash is cool.

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]]> By: Bonn http://www.weirdworm.com/the-10-most-bizarre-and-absolutely-stupid-country-music-lyrics-of-all-time/#comment-135 Bonn Mon, 05 Oct 2009 01:25:21 +0000 http://www.weirdworm.com/?p=302#comment-135 Donkey Kong is a board game from the 70's he is not referring to an actual ape. "Slap Your Grandma" is a southern expression, for ex. if you said "God Bless Her" after calling someone something negative, like "she looks terrible"you would say "God Bless Her" Donkey Kong is a board game from the 70’s he is not referring to an actual ape. “Slap Your Grandma” is a southern expression, for ex. if you said “God Bless Her” after calling someone something negative, like “she looks terrible”you would say “God Bless Her”

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