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Fun Facts About Dictators

Dictators get a bad rap these days. People think that being a dictator is all about crushing your enemies, oppressing the masses and carrying out ethnically targeted genocide campaigns, but it isn’t. There’s more to being a dictator than bullying and brutality. In fact, most dictators are actually pretty fun guys. Some of them, on the other hand, are just plain bonkers.

Let’s take a look at the brighter side of some of history’s most bizarre and cruel men. Here are some fun and interesting facts about dictators.

1.
Idi Amin

idi amin

Idi Amin Dada, a former heavyweight boxing champion, was the military dictator and self-appointed president of Uganda during the 1970s. When he took control of the small African country back in 1971 the people hailed him as a hero. However, they could not have know what kind of man their glorious General would prove himself to be. Maybe the pressures of leadership got to him because pretty soon he began to act very strangely indeed.

Of all Amin’s larger than life characteristics, his ego is perhaps the most famous. He awarded himself many titles and honours, eventually styling himself as ‘His Excellency, President for Life Field Marshall Al Hadj Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC. Lord of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular’. This made him one of the most powerful men in the world, in his own mind at least. But there was one title he did not award himself – that of king. This is not to say that he did not wish to be a king, however. He is rumored to have sent a love letters to Queen Elizibeth II of England, proposing marriage and even that he be made King of Scotland. This is a strange thing for any man to do, especially one known to have despised the British. Of course, Queen Elizabeth did not return Amin’s affections. Perhaps she was turned off by the knowledge that he was a polygamist, amongst other things. He is known to have married at least six women throughout his life, one of whom was found dead, her body horrifically mutilated, after falling pregnant to another man. Amin is also thought to have fathered as many as 43 children.

Since Amin’s death in exile rumors have been abound that he enjoyed eating the flesh of his enemies, however there is very little evidence to suggest that this is true.

2.
Adolf Hitler

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Adolf Hitler is one of the most infamous names in history. The dictator and Furer of Nazi Germany is remembered as one of the most nefarious characters ever to wear a moustache. As a ruthless dictator and mass murderer he is considered by some to have been the embodiment of evil. Yet despite this – or perhaps because of it – he is also the most caricaturised and ridiculed historical figures of all time, appearing in more comedy shows and cartoons than Count Dracula and George Bush combined. We consider this to be a form of punishment, assuming that such a serious and egotistical man would hate being mocked and belittled so. However, this could not be further from the truth. Hitler was a great lover of comedy, the slapstick shenanigans of English comic Charlie Chaplin in particular. When Chaplin released his feature film ‘The Great Dictator’, in which he impersonated and publicly ridiculed the Furer, Hitler was not insulted in the least. In fact, he was said to have been amused and flattered by the performance. Add his winning sense of humour to the fact that he was also a vegetarian and an amateur painter, and you start to realize that Hitler wasn’t such a simmering pot of hatred and evil as history has made him out to be, more of a self deluding, misguided, genocidal buffoon. It is also thought that his failings as an artist may have been a causal factor of his genocidal tendencies. When VanGogh was frustrated he cut off his own ear, Hitler exterminated six million Jews instead.

So what about the rumors that Hitler only had one ball? Well, opinion seems to be divided on this. Many historians believe that this little nugget was nothing but propaganda and that it was first introduced into the public consciousness by way of the popular song, originally entitled ‘Goering has only got one ball’. However, there is evidence that Hitler did suffer a groin injury during the First World War and that his left testicle was indeed removed by army medics.

3.
Josef Stalin

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Almost as bad as those of Hitler, the crimes committed by Soviet dictator Josef Stalin are often forgotten in the Western world. During his great purge nearly two million people were killed with many more being deported or sent to the torturous gulag detention camps. But while that statistic might have looked impressive on Stalin’s resume it tells us little about what he was like in person. Here are some things you probably don’t know about Josef Stalin.

First of all, did you know that Josef Stalin wasn’t his real name but a pen name? With his real name being unpronounceable he took to using this pseudonym back in the days when he was a political activist, possibly in an attempt to hide his Georgian roots. It means ‘man of steel’. After his rise to power, popular nicknames for Stalin in the Soviet Union included ‘Papa Stalin’ and ‘Little Father of the Peoples’, owing to the fact that he was only 5foot 4inches tall. President Truman once described the despot as a ‘little squirt’. Personally, I wouldn’t have called him this to his face; Stalin was notoriously sensitive about his height, having several portrait painters shot for failing to capture his godliness. If this wasn’t enough of a handicap for a dictator, a carriage accident in his youth had also left his left arm shortened and stiffened at the elbow, while his right hand was thinner than his left and frequently hidden.

Despite being a grumpy little man, Stalin was also the man behind the most wicked practical joke ever played. Being a very private man he gave the order that no person should enter his bed chambers on pain of death. Later, while in his chambers he decided to test whether his guards had listened to this instruction. Pretending to scream in pain he called for the guards stationed outside the door. Fearing that their leader was in trouble the guards burst into the room. Stalin had them executed for failing to follow his standing orders. This little prank soon backfired, however, when Stalin suffered a seizure while alone in his bedroom. The guards were too afraid to enter, finding him hours later laid in a puddle of stale urine. He died three days later.


Comments

  • http://www.hermitbiker.stumbleupon.com Hermitbiker

    …. too short of a list, but a good start anyway !! :)

    • randy

      I think that 5 dictators are enough.

    • randy

      I think that 5 dictators are enough.

  • http://www.hermitbiker.stumbleupon.com Hermitbiker

    …. too short of a list, but a good start anyway !! :)

  • Hermitbiker

    …. too short of a list, but a good start anyway !! :)

    • randy

      I think that 5 dictators are enough.

  • shana

    What in the hell is the “hollocauste”?

    • euphoria

      That’s called typo. And it is fixed now.

    • euphoria

      That’s called typo. And it is fixed now.

    • stacy.

      pay attention in history class.

    • stacy.

      pay attention in history class.

    • Gina

      It’s the favor Hitler did to God by killing non-human worthless beings, or that’s what those assholes though. Honestly, you can’t be that ignorant, can you? Do you even know anyone jewish?

    • Gina

      It’s the favor Hitler did to God by killing non-human worthless beings, or that’s what those assholes though. Honestly, you can’t be that ignorant, can you? Do you even know anyone jewish?

  • shana

    What in the hell is the “hollocauste”?

  • shana

    What in the hell is the “hollocauste”?

    • euphoria

      That’s called typo. And it is fixed now.

    • stacy.

      pay attention in history class.

  • John

    Mr. Julius Malema, a South African, currently the president of the ruling ANC’s Youth League is showing potential as a great dictator of the future. That is just my opinion but feel free to read the index of the Eng. Wikipedia article about ‘Julius Malema”.

  • John

    Mr. Julius Malema, a South African, currently the president of the ruling ANC’s Youth League is showing potential as a great dictator of the future. That is just my opinion but feel free to read the index of the Eng. Wikipedia article about ‘Julius Malema”.

  • John

    Mr. Julius Malema, a South African, currently the president of the ruling ANC’s Youth League is showing potential as a great dictator of the future. That is just my opinion but feel free to read the index of the Eng. Wikipedia article about ‘Julius Malema”.

  • Schnurrbart

    It’s a start…but there are a lot more “fun facts” that could be told. Speaking of ““hollocauste” might as well ask the question…what is the hell is “Furer”? I assume you mean: Fuhrer,Führer or even Fuehrer are the acceptable spellings

  • Schnurrbart

    It’s a start…but there are a lot more “fun facts” that could be told. Speaking of ““hollocauste” might as well ask the question…what is the hell is “Furer”? I assume you mean: Fuhrer,Führer or even Fuehrer are the acceptable spellings

  • Schnurrbart

    It’s a start…but there are a lot more “fun facts” that could be told. Speaking of ““hollocauste” might as well ask the question…what is the hell is “Furer”? I assume you mean: Fuhrer,Führer or even Fuehrer are the acceptable spellings

  • zorblax

    I guess there’s nothing funny about Obama.

  • zorblax

    I guess there’s nothing funny about Obama.

  • zorblax

    I guess there’s nothing funny about Obama.

  • Idiots who think they know stu

    Um, you really should read some books before you start making up “facts”. The easy one to spot is the fact Hitler wasn’t a vegetarian and in fact one of his favourite food was bratwurst.

  • Idiots who think they know stu

    Um, you really should read some books before you start making up “facts”. The easy one to spot is the fact Hitler wasn’t a vegetarian and in fact one of his favourite food was bratwurst.

  • Idiots who think they know stuff

    Um, you really should read some books before you start making up “facts”. The easy one to spot is the fact Hitler wasn’t a vegetarian and in fact one of his favourite food was bratwurst.

  • bob

    Umm Stalin killed more than Hitler…

  • Chris

    Stalin was “almost as bad” as Hitler?

    The author of this article clearly has no idea what he is writing about.

    Stalin made Hitler look like a choirboy.

    Mass murderer that he was, Hitler was not deranged like Stalin, as alluded to in this article.

    Read the Black Book of Communism.

  • quixoticmedia

    Idi Amin's fondness for the Scottish rose from the fact in his younger years training with the Ugandan army he was actually trained up and befriended by the Scottish wing of the British Military and there has been a bond there since. Nice article though, interesting.

  • Anonymous

    Glaring lack of research about Stalin makes me doubt how valid any of the rest of this article is. I'd like to say “nice article” but this wasn't even a good attempt at an OK article, more like a 1hr web research.

  • G. Kahn

    What about Pol Pot? He made most of these guys look like priests (oops, wrong analogy)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pol_Pot

  • I Choose Freedom

    Well arrogant and egotistical are the words, and yet these monsters prevailed over the common people. Any deja vu going
    on now in the USA ??? ….. like Obama. These monsters also tricked their people into putting them in power and then
    their true colors became apparent….but it was too late.
    Wake up America. DUH !:!:!:

    • irepliedtoyourcommentlol

      you have no evidence for this
      you are a racist
      the world doesnt need you
      kill yourself

  • http://www.ethansenglishcafe.com Uber

    Seriously… if you're going to make a list like this you have to do your research… Hitler had stomach problems which made him not eat meat very often but his favourite foods were meat and he ate it as often as he could. Stalin killed more than Hitler.

  • myra

    hitler had ibs, so had to avoid meat at times. a vegetarian diet does not give you a free humanitarian pass. there are selfish reasons to not eat meat.

  • David O'Leary

    Sorry but old benny(mussolini) was not “Italy's answer to Hitler”.He was in power before the Nazi party even came about!In fact Nazism is modelled off Fascist ideas.He initially disliked Hitler too,Hitler is a very unimaginative politician.It's true that he was opposed to the Holocaust,but while it was his Fascism that essentially bred Nazism,Italy was never as powerful as Germany.A factor in this is the attitude of Italian people,not true for all obviously.

  • russian_girl

    Very interesting information.

  • Germán

    There is enough of lies about Hitler.

  • Gordon

    “Almost as bad as those of Hitler, the crimes committed by Soviet dictator Josef Stalin…”

    Almost? Stalin is the greatest mass murderer in the history of humanity. The number of people he killed or died beacause of his poilicies spans from 20 milion to to nearly 60 milion (the exact number of casualties is still disputed). So Stalin was much much worse than Hitler. Correct your article please.

  • Anonlol

    I stopped reading as soon as I noticed the misspelling of Fuhrer. Who the fuck misspells this?
    Besides five year olds, and retards who honestly believe Hitler was more sick than Stalin, of course.

  • ya rule

    It should be noted that Idi Amin did in fact have an affair with the Queen of England, a fact that was covered up at the time by M15 … it was from this that led Idi Amin to feel he had rightful claim to Bieng a Lord or the King of Scottland.

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