Cruel and Unusual Types of Baby Names

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  • – I’m a Fan:
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    http://lacryptedelaterreur.com/images/WANTED/JASON%20VORHEES/jason%20(6).jpg
  • – Uniquely Trendy Names:
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  • – Deliberate Misspelling:
    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/15/article-0-03809C4A000005DC-943_468x589.jpg
  • – Inanimate Objects:
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/archive/e/e9/20090704112350!1958-1960_Chevrolet_Impala_sedan_01.jpg
  • – Inappropriately Foreign :
    http://www.familyfirstnewjersey.com/images/medium_Blonde%20Family%20On%20Couch.gif
  • – Just Making Crap Up:
    http://www.cybergecko.com/njpabga/baby.jpg

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Comments

  • Aurell

    oh lord.. i know someone whos name is mykhal, rather than michael. how original…

  • Aurell

    :U i didn't read the rest of the article when i posted that.

    i also know someone named shawnteyana (completely made up.. google it and you'll just see some ugly girl, the one who i'm talking about), someone named alexus, and even someone named rosemeli (rose and amelia.. .-.;).

  • felicity

    The name Soda is an obvious reference to Seinfeld, not the drink.

  • guest

    i love pearl harbor… a lot but would not name my kid affleck?!?! i once met a girl whos name was pronouced sha-thee-hed…and splet shithead

  • Nicnac

    how about Le-a?

    People think her name is 'Leia' or “Leh-ah” No, she says, the dash is not silent… it's 'Ledashah'

    All these points in the article prove is that we are doomed…

  • Athene

    I know someone who named their daughter Alexus Mercedes Beemer. Born approx 1999.
    My all time favorite of the WASP world traveler type is my “little sis”, though not related, born in 1991 named (pause for breath) Francoise Sandahl Elizabeth Coyle Von Brew. Due to mom's French/Swedish ancestry (Francoise Sandahl) dad's German/English (Elizabeth) and both last names, Mother is Coyle, father is Von Brew.
    She had the worst time during the fill in the name bubbles in standardised testing!
    However she now accepts and likes her unique name, but has always gone by Lizzie, and I believe she always will. I would!

  • Wackyfunster

    I love the way some people, with non traditional – i.e. completely misspelled – names take offense when you, the sober, educated and grammatically informed individual misspell the (misspelled in the first place) name or, heaven forbid – mispronounce it. If youère gonna walk around with a name like Jazzmyn or Chyara, get used to it!

  • Daleighya

    two of my cousin's gave their kids strange names, one has a girl called Medusa and the other has a boy named Vegas, after the place he was conceived. I also had a coworker who named her kid Serenity Rose. Jeez, one day those names will probably be the norm and names like William and Rachel will be considered “unique” What a world!

  • McB

    retired from nypd and remember a dr at bellevue hospital in manhattan trying to convince the mom we brought in, she delivered on a train station that she should not name her child Latreen

  • Lyndsay

    I have a real problem with my name – Lyndsay – though there are many unusual ways of spelling it but recently I worked out there are 21 variations of my name. I've had cards/letters/emails etc in most of them!

  • Pbbt

    sigh, i hate when parents name their kids weirdly. they're trying to be unique but the poor kid'll be laughed at for years until he/she turns into a misfit all because of the hoo hahs his parents got for five seconds.

  • http://www.melissasmobilenotary.com San Diego Mobile Notary

    Parents today seem to be favoring unusual baby names. At one point in history, over half of the children born were given popular names. No more. Today’s trend is to break with the traditional. Your picking a name because you love it, not because of what everybody else thinks of it.

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