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Blacksheep: The Mortifying Siblings Of 7 Famous People

There’s one in every family. However, having a brother or sister who is an embarrassment is magnified a hundredfold when you’re famous. Here are 6 examples of well known people throughout history who had to deal with black sheep siblings.

1.
Louis XIV and Louis Philippe of France

The famous person:
Louis XIV was possibly the greatest king of France, ever. Know as the “Sun King” because people believed the sun actually shone out of his ass (seriously, it was considered an honor to watch him s**t), Louis defined the term absolute monarch.

His brother:
Philippe of France – Oh, Philippe. There is nothing wrong with the fact that the second most important man in France was gay, nor the fact that he flaunted it. It’s fine that he wore more makeup and perfume than any of the ladies at court. But it is bad when you allow your favorite male lover to poison your attractive first wife out of jealousy. And when your brother the King has to make sure you marry an ugly second wife to ensure it doesn’t happen again. And when your reaction on seeing her broad German face for the first time (in front of half the court) is “Mon Dieu. How can I sleep with THAT?!” Perhaps most embarrassing was the fact that Phillipe openly wore medallions of saints around his penis to enable him to impregnate his second wife. It worked: they had three children in 3 years.

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2.
Prince and Tyka Nelson

The famous person:
Prince, or the artist formerly known as Prince, or Prince again, is the mind and voice behind such classic songs as Purple Rain and such movies as… Purple Rain. For some reason, he is considered attractive to both sexes due to his androgynous, sexy style.

His sister:
Tyka Nelson – riding on her famous brother’s coat tails, Nelson released an albumin the 1980s. So far, so normal; most siblings of famous people will try to cash in on their connection at some point. Then she did interviews for said album with a stuffed blue dinosaur. She named her children Sir and President. Actually, considering some other celebrity baby names (we’re looking at you, Pilot Inspektor) that’s not that bad. She also claimed to have an imaginary boyfriend and covered her windows with tin foil. It was, obviously, a complete surprise to everyone years later when she admitted to being a crack addict during that time.

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3.
Jimmy Carter and Billy Carter

The famous person:
While perhaps best know for being the 39th president of the United States (and losing out spectacularly on a second term to Ronald Regan), Jimmy Carter is also the founder of Habitat for Humanity, and a Nobel Piece Prize winner. From his humble roots growing up on a farm, Jimmy proved what you can become if you apply yourself.

His brother:
Billy Carter proved…well all he really proved was an embarrassment to the Carter administration. While at first the press found his ramblings to be a nice juxtaposition to his more serious brother, going so far as to call him a “country philosopher,” but his seemingly deep pronouncements soon proved to be inspired by heavy amounts of alcohol. Trying to cash in on his problem and his incidental fame, the younger Carter released his own brand of beer, Billy Beer. All this was innocent. Billy didn’t really become a problem until his involvement in shady deals with Libya. When the press inquired why he, a man with no background in foreign trade would be interested in something like that he replied, “The only thing I can say is there is a hell of a lot more Arabians than there is Jews.” The ensuing fallout forced him into rehab and his brother to publicly separate himself from Billy.

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4.
Napoleon Bonaparte and Pauline Bonaparte

The famous person:
Napoleon Bonaparte – Emperor of France. Napoleon is famous for being one of the greatest military strategists if all time. He conquered huge swathes of Europe, installing his family members are puppet kings and queens so he would always have control. Despite his generosity and general badassness, one of his siblings didn’t worry too much about making him mad.

His sister:
Pauline Bonaparte – Where do we start? She used her servants as footstools (even for the time this was NOT normal) and sold the country Napoleon put her in charge of for a few million francs. Worst of all (in her brother’s eyes) was the fact that Pauline was an unrepentant loose woman. Seriously, she could put most drunk college girls to shame. Her love affairs were so numerous and so obvious that Napoleon finally forced her to get married, hoping to stop this embarrassment to his greatness. When that husband died, he found a new one for her. Pauline was not put off. She had one of the most famous artists of the time do a sculpture of her completely naked, ensuring her “goods” were well advertised across Europe. A steady stream of admirers followed, and Napoleon was mortified.

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Comments

  • constantine

    Umm… It looks like you put the picture of the wrong Louis Philippe there. That’s Louis Philippe I King of France who was born in 1830, while you’re talking about Louise Philippe Duc d’Orleans, who was born in 1640 and died in 1701.

    Wikipedia got a picture of Luise Philipee Duc d’Orleans that you’re talking about at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Philippe1erOrleans_E.jpg

  • constantine

    Umm… It looks like you put the picture of the wrong Louis Philippe there. That’s Louis Philippe I King of France who was born in 1830, while you’re talking about Louise Philippe Duc d’Orleans, who was born in 1640 and died in 1701.

    Wikipedia got a picture of Luise Philipee Duc d’Orleans that you’re talking about at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Philippe1erOrleans_E.jpg

  • constantine

    Umm… It looks like you put the picture of the wrong Louis Philippe there. That’s Louis Philippe I King of France who was born in 1830, while you’re talking about Louise Philippe Duc d’Orleans, who was born in 1640 and died in 1701.

    Wikipedia got a picture of Luise Philipee Duc d’Orleans that you’re talking about at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Philippe1erOrleans_E.jpg

  • constantine

    Umm… It looks like you put the picture of the wrong Louis Philippe there. That’s Louis Philippe I King of France who was born in 1830, while you’re talking about Louise Philippe Duc d’Orleans, who was born in 1640 and died in 1701.

    Wikipedia got a picture of Luise Philipee Duc d’Orleans that you’re talking about at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Philippe1erOrleans_E.jpg

  • rale

    Thanks for the the correction.

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  • rale

    Thanks for the the correction.

    EDITED!

  • rale

    Thanks for the the correction.

    EDITED!

  • rale

    Thanks for the the correction.

    EDITED!

  • cc

    “Jimmy Carter is also the founder of Habitat for Humanity, and a Nobel Piece Prize winner”..Really? PIECE? I think ypk you mean pEAce.

  • cc

    “Jimmy Carter is also the founder of Habitat for Humanity, and a Nobel Piece Prize winner”..Really? PIECE? I think ypk you mean pEAce.

  • cc

    “Jimmy Carter is also the founder of Habitat for Humanity, and a Nobel Piece Prize winner”..Really? PIECE? I think ypk you mean pEAce.

  • cc

    “Jimmy Carter is also the founder of Habitat for Humanity, and a Nobel Piece Prize winner”..Really? PIECE? I think ypk you mean pEAce.

  • Jim R.

    According to Habitat for Humanity’s official web site, the organization was eight years old before Jimmy Carter began to be involved with it. He was hardly the founder and in fact, all but accidentally stumbled into involvement with the group.

  • Jim R.

    According to Habitat for Humanity’s official web site, the organization was eight years old before Jimmy Carter began to be involved with it. He was hardly the founder and in fact, all but accidentally stumbled into involvement with the group.

  • Jim R.

    According to Habitat for Humanity’s official web site, the organization was eight years old before Jimmy Carter began to be involved with it. He was hardly the founder and in fact, all but accidentally stumbled into involvement with the group.

  • Jim R.

    According to Habitat for Humanity’s official web site, the organization was eight years old before Jimmy Carter began to be involved with it. He was hardly the founder and in fact, all but accidentally stumbled into involvement with the group.

  • adhd

    what about the Clintons lol, his brother Roger was a cokehead but then again so was Bill lol worse apparently

  • adhd

    what about the Clintons lol, his brother Roger was a cokehead but then again so was Bill lol worse apparently

  • adhd

    what about the Clintons lol, his brother Roger was a cokehead but then again so was Bill lol worse apparently

  • adhd

    what about the Clintons lol, his brother Roger was a cokehead but then again so was Bill lol worse apparently

  • DooM Squad

    For the Jimmy Carter one, Billy Carter’s daughter was my highschool English teacher. She is a disgrace to “Uncle Jimmy”, and Uncle Jimmy is a disgrace to all residents of the USA, especially Georgia (fml) and to the presidency.

  • DooM Squad

    For the Jimmy Carter one, Billy Carter’s daughter was my highschool English teacher. She is a disgrace to “Uncle Jimmy”, and Uncle Jimmy is a disgrace to all residents of the USA, especially Georgia (fml) and to the presidency.

  • DooM Squad

    For the Jimmy Carter one, Billy Carter’s daughter was my highschool English teacher. She is a disgrace to “Uncle Jimmy”, and Uncle Jimmy is a disgrace to all residents of the USA, especially Georgia (fml) and to the presidency.

  • http://hgfh DooM Squad

    For the Jimmy Carter one, Billy Carter’s daughter was my highschool English teacher. She is a disgrace to “Uncle Jimmy”, and Uncle Jimmy is a disgrace to all residents of the USA, especially Georgia (fml) and to the presidency.

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  • t

    Phillipe and Pauline are my personal favorites, they were badass for their time. Oh, and actually Phillipe’s first wife didn’t die of poisoning. From Wikipedia: “The death of the duchess at the age of twenty-six, on 30 June 1670, at Saint-Cloud, was popularly attributed to poison. There is little evidence and less of an apparent motive on the part of the Duke of Orléans; but, some of his mignons, including the Chevalier de Lorraine, had earned her enmity and she theirs, and they were suspected. After an autopsy was performed, it was reported that Henrietta-Anne had died of peritonitis caused by a perforated ulcer. During his marriage to Henriette-Anne, Philippe was heard to have said that he had loved her for fifteen days”

    BTW, doesn’t anyone else notice how ironic it is that he resembles Queen’s guitarist Brian May? http://www.smo.uhi.ac.uk/~1997-ecb/Queen44.jpg

  • t

    Phillipe and Pauline are my personal favorites, they were badass for their time. Oh, and actually Phillipe’s first wife didn’t die of poisoning. From Wikipedia: “The death of the duchess at the age of twenty-six, on 30 June 1670, at Saint-Cloud, was popularly attributed to poison. There is little evidence and less of an apparent motive on the part of the Duke of Orléans; but, some of his mignons, including the Chevalier de Lorraine, had earned her enmity and she theirs, and they were suspected. After an autopsy was performed, it was reported that Henrietta-Anne had died of peritonitis caused by a perforated ulcer. During his marriage to Henriette-Anne, Philippe was heard to have said that he had loved her for fifteen days”

    BTW, doesn’t anyone else notice how ironic it is that he resembles Queen’s guitarist Brian May? http://www.smo.uhi.ac.uk/~1997-ecb/Queen44.jpg

  • Let them eat Cake!

    Hey Philippe and Pauline have their good sides too. Philippe was well-loved by his family and fought well in battle despite his predilection to decorating the field tents. Haha

    Pauline was the same, whore she may be LOL but she was the only loyal sister who visited and helped Napoleon after he fell into disfavor and exiled.

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  • Wifeinca

    Jimmy Carter did NOT win the Nobel PIECE Prize…. sheesh.

  • 1958Debs

    Personally, I’ve never won the Nobel Piece Prize, either. How ’bout you?

  • Effiat

    Well actually the real name of the Duke of Orleans is only Philippe, There is no Louis before :3