8 Sweet Perks of Being a Nerd

Posted on October 01, 2011
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Nerds get a bad rap. If someone is too open about their love of sci-fi or video games, people will start to assume their mothers still pick their clothes for them or that they were the inspiration for the movie, The 40-Year Old Virgin. And while there is occasionally a distinct echo of reality to these stereotypes, there’s a lot more to nerddom than social awkwardness and acne. So the more nerdly of us here at Weird Worm felt it was our duty to inform the public of the many fine perks that come with being a nerd.


You’re never short of conversation:

If there’s one thing nerds love more than sci-fi and fantasy, it’s talking about sci-fi and fantasy. If you know other nerds in your life, you will never be short of things to discuss—be it a new film adaptation of your favorite fantasy book, a new video game, or evergreen topics like which Star Trek captain is the best—and should you be unfortunate enough to not have any close nerd friends, you can always just hop onto an internet forum and dive into the countless epic nerd debates that rage on them 24/7. Because, really, whether Han shot first is a very important topic.



Your own language:

Some people have dived into the realm of nerdery so deeply that they have actually taken to learning the language of their favorite fictional race or culture. Complete Klingon and Elvish languages do exist, with their own vocabulary, grammar, and syntax. But even if that’s too much for you, just a basic knowledge of nerd lingo gives you the ability to converse with other nerds in ways normal folk will never understand or appreciate.

Say you work with a fellow Trekkie. You can complain that your boss is a “p’taq,” and if said boss overhears, you can simply explain that p’taq is the Klingon word for “handsome and capable leader.” He’ll never know that it is, in fact, a vile insult.

And then there is the joy of the endless in-jokes and references one can make when among fellow nerds. There’s nothing quite like the moment when you refer to one of your appliances as a “fracking toaster,” and someone bursts out laughing because they get it.

Finally, it is widely known that you cannot properly appreciate Shakespeare unless you read it in the original Klingon.



Parents’ basement is rent free:

The cliche of all nerds living with their parents into adulthood is, of course, false, but for those unfortunate enough to fit the stereotype, keep in mind that your parents’ basement is much cheaper than a mortgage or rent in a good apartment building. And hey, they can’t live forever, right?



Female cosplayers:

If you thought that no nerd women were attractive or that the people who dress up at sci-fi conventions were all middle-aged men with bellies straining at the buttons of their Starfleet uniforms, guess again. Both of these stereotypes are simultaneously and tantalizingly shattered by many of the female cosplayers you find around conventions

From the old classics like Wonder Woman and Princess Leia to more modern characters like Miranda Lawson of the Mass Effect series of video games, there are many popular costumes that are as skimpy as they are nerdly. It’s hard to say what’s more awesome about these women; that you can admire their “costume” and ask for their picture without seeming like a complete pervert, or that telling them about your comic book collection may actually be a viable pick-up strategy.

It’s likely that there also plenty of handsome men dressing up as Conan the Barbarian, King Leonidas, or something equally revealing, but us guys are usually too busy looking for the ladies of X-Men, so we can’t say for certain.

female cosplayers


Low skin cancer rates:

Spending much of their time indoors at the computer or reading comics, nerds develop a healthy pallor and enjoy virtual immunity to sunburns, skin cancer, and other hazards of the so-called “real” world. They also enjoy unusually low rates of sexually transmitted diseases.

low skin


Nerd bling:

Collectors aren’t just oddballs who hoard action figures (still in their unopened original packaging, of course). Many are proud to display such awesome items as authentic Japanese katanas (samurai swords), replica bat’leths (crescent-shaped Klingon swords capable of cleaving a cowardly Romulan in two with a single swing), imitation Battlestar Galactica pistols, or perhaps a life-sized Frostmourne sword from World of Warcraft.

Incidentally, this is also a good argument for not giving nerds too much grief. Some of the more serious collectors make sure their weapons are kept sharp and functional for that extra touch of authenticity…

nerd bling


Kickin’ (virtual) ass and takin’ (screen) names:

Anyone with a significant amount of experience with video games has felt the thrill that comes from besting an opponent in the virtual world. But if one truly wishes to dominate in video games, one must give way to one’s inner nerd and spend hours at play on their console or computer.

However, if you think that such pursuits are a waste of time, think again. Recent years have seen the rise of video games as “e-sports” with their own professional leagues. Yup, you heard that right; there are now people who play video games for a living.

This phenomenon has probably reached its peak with the Starcraft franchise of real-time strategy games, whose players can achieve rock star status in South Korea by competing in pro leagues such as the Global Starcraft II League.

kickin virtual


Nerds rule the world:

Face it, they do. Steve Jobs? Nerd. Bill Gates? Big time nerd. Jerry Seinfeld? Neeeeerd! Richard Branson is such a giant nerd he literally built his own spaceship and named it the Enterprise. Aside from the nerdliness, you may notice certain commonalities among these men: they’ve all had had a major impact on our society and culture, and they’re all filthy %@&#ing rich.

The rise of personal gadgets, The Big Bing Bang Theory, and “geek chique” is just the beginning of the nerds’ rise. Perhaps soon they will influence all aspects of life, and those who aren’t well-versed in Star Wars lore or skilled in video games will be considered the odd ones.

Nerds’ power grows with every passing day, with every Microsoft update downloaded, and with every iPod sold. It would be wise to get in on the ground floor now before non-nerds are nothing more than slaves in their underground action figure mines.

nerds rule

Written by Tyler Edwards – Copyrighted © www.weirdworm.com
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