7 Movie Mentors Who Failed Miserably

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  • – Yoda (from the original Star Wars Trilogy):
    http://kimdy.kri.re.kr/others/entertainment/starwars/stills/yoda.jpg

    http://mrjefffitnessfun.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/yoda_biography_3.jpg

  • – Falcor (from The Neverending Story):
    http://herestheproblem.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/falcor.jpg

    http://creamteam.tv/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/falcor.jpg

  • – Gandalf (from the Lord of the Rings trilogy):
    http://www.freewebs.com/ringlord420/rings-gandalf.jpg

    http://www.collectoybles.com.au/catalog/images/gandalf.jpg

  • – Fin Raziel (from Willow):
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/74/Willowraz.jpg
  • – Mr. Miyagi (from The Karate Kid):
    http://pigmentations.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/mr-miyagi.jpg

    http://nycsunflower.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/mr-miyagi.jpg

  • – Splinter (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles):
    http://hippobrigade.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/splinter-ooze.jpg

    http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/4378/128174-124439-master-splinter_super.jpg

  • – Dumbledore (from the Harry Potter series):
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    http://www.gwarrenstiles.com/projects/tempest/characters/dumbledore.jpg

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Comments

  • Dr. Retarded

    do you know what suspended belief is? that's why people like movies. also, i hate being one to call another on spelling but if you want people to take you seriously try spelling what you denounce correctly. its fantasia not fantasisca. but to get to the point, those characters are just there to fill even bigger plot holes. would you really want to watch the never ending story if it were just a few frames of falcor swooping in to make everything right? or star wars just being a fight between yoda and vader? i like when ya'll show me weird facts or crazy historical figures weird ass beliefs. i dont really care if find faults in movies that people use to escape the real world. people have those discussions at home. how about ya'll write about the lamest lists on weirdworm.com? i read the lord of the rings and have never watched the movies, mind you im 25 and that makes me a nerd around my friends who didn't read them but “know more about it” than i do because they saw it. and what else do you expect the teenage mutant turtles to do? they're giant mutant fucking turtles! if women didnt get to vote until the 20's what do you think we would have degraded them to? willow is an awesome movie! it still gives me nightmares. the karate kid is too boring and dated(much like the remake looks) and harry potter seems very very boring if you have read enough sci-fi and fantasy novels. so i dont really care about what you said about those other than the fact that you dont know what suspended belief is. But how can you not know a mentor is someone who teaches you and not someone who fights your battles for you? thats like saying your favourite high school teacher failed because they didn't go to college for you or you shouldn't have been pulled over because your driving instructor wasn't driving or “hey it's not my fault the kid drowned” his swimming teacher was having lunch and my cpr teacher was taking a crap.

  • Joseph Malterer

    Gandolf could not take the ring himself read the book dumb ass you fail again.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528284866 Johan Salberg

    For the last fucking time! Eagles are not used as the taxis of middle earth. Tolkien explained himself why they just dont take an eagle and fly over there. Stupid asshole!

  • Drock

    I understand that this article is just for entertainment but this is really dumb. As for the TMNT thing…they’re giant fucking turtles! Just like Dr. Retarded said. If you want to be logical it would be extremely stupid to let the turtles out into the world because they wouldn’t be accepted in society, and if any government agency learned of their existence they would most likely be experimented on if not dissected all together.

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