6 Manliest Religions

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  • – Mithraism :
    http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/6016/mithra1.jpg
    http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2/arrowmithra.jpg
  • – Greek Orthodox :
    http://www.ancilnance.com/greece/greece-Images/2.jpg
    http://www.greeceathensaegeaninfo.com/a-greece-travel/a-greece-taxi-paul/meteora.jpg
    http://www.fontcraft.com/images/monk.jpg
  • – Tengriism:
    http://wargamesfactory.lefora.com/composition/attachment/bd9f79b7e1c913f388c719dcb252453a/370443/mongols-791113.jpg
    http://sanseverything.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/300.jpg
  • – Thuggee :
    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3586/3801331175_1668938bd8.jpg
    http://www.fatima.org/news/newsviews/images/kali.jpe
  • – Sikhism :
    http://www.badassoftheweek.com/fanmail-sikh.jpg
  • – Shaolin Monks:
    http://www.thestarexplosion.com/shaolin-monk.jpg

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  • Olig

    Somebody emailed me this link because I’m a Christian for starters but I’m also 6’7 and built like a brick *%^$ house. I could crush the skull of anybody that ever wanted to test me, “belie’ dat”

  • Olig

    Somebody emailed me this link because I’m a Christian for starters but I’m also 6’7 and built like a brick *%^$ house. I could crush the skull of anybody that ever wanted to test me, “belie’ dat”

    • kakf

      if ure so christian why are u trying to beat people.. im christian and u dnt really seem like one. sorry budd

  • Olig

    Somebody emailed me this link because I’m a Christian for starters but I’m also 6’7 and built like a brick *%^$ house. I could crush the skull of anybody that ever wanted to test me, “belie’ dat”

  • Rahul

    Perhaps an addition,

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valluvanad

    Look for Chaver and Mamankam.

  • Rahul

    Perhaps an addition,

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valluvanad

    Look for Chaver and Mamankam.

  • Rahul

    Perhaps an addition,

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valluvanad

    Look for Chaver and Mamankam.

  • OM KALI MA

    From Wikipedia: “It was noted, even at the time, that only a very small minority of the followers of Kali were Thuggees. Many Thuggees worshiped Kali but most supporters of Kali did not practice Thuggee.”

    This is because Kali Ma is NOT the goddess of “insanity and violence,” she’s the Universal Mother. Sort of like God, and Yahweh, and Allah, etc? She’s chaos; creation and destruction, life and death- but certainly not “the goddess of insanity and every kind of violence you can imagine.” The Thugees were who they were, but most followers of Kali didn’t sacrifice the unwilling. Sorry if it shatters your manliness, but while cults of Kali did practice human sacrifice, those sacrificed usually were honored to go that way- they weren’t as attached to their bodies as we are now. Weirdworm readers should also know that the worship of Kali actually involved the worship of her yoni, or vulva, which they believed birthed all of manifestation. They believed the only way to truly honor Kali was to honor all women, preferably orally. Doesn’t sound very “manly” to me, Weirdworm. Back to the drawing board!

  • OM KALI MA

    From Wikipedia: “It was noted, even at the time, that only a very small minority of the followers of Kali were Thuggees. Many Thuggees worshiped Kali but most supporters of Kali did not practice Thuggee.”

    This is because Kali Ma is NOT the goddess of “insanity and violence,” she’s the Universal Mother. Sort of like God, and Yahweh, and Allah, etc? She’s chaos; creation and destruction, life and death- but certainly not “the goddess of insanity and every kind of violence you can imagine.” The Thugees were who they were, but most followers of Kali didn’t sacrifice the unwilling. Sorry if it shatters your manliness, but while cults of Kali did practice human sacrifice, those sacrificed usually were honored to go that way- they weren’t as attached to their bodies as we are now. Weirdworm readers should also know that the worship of Kali actually involved the worship of her yoni, or vulva, which they believed birthed all of manifestation. They believed the only way to truly honor Kali was to honor all women, preferably orally. Doesn’t sound very “manly” to me, Weirdworm. Back to the drawing board!

  • OM KALI MA

    From Wikipedia: “It was noted, even at the time, that only a very small minority of the followers of Kali were Thuggees. Many Thuggees worshiped Kali but most supporters of Kali did not practice Thuggee.”

    This is because Kali Ma is NOT the goddess of “insanity and violence,” she’s the Universal Mother. Sort of like God, and Yahweh, and Allah, etc? She’s chaos; creation and destruction, life and death- but certainly not “the goddess of insanity and every kind of violence you can imagine.” The Thugees were who they were, but most followers of Kali didn’t sacrifice the unwilling. Sorry if it shatters your manliness, but while cults of Kali did practice human sacrifice, those sacrificed usually were honored to go that way- they weren’t as attached to their bodies as we are now. Weirdworm readers should also know that the worship of Kali actually involved the worship of her yoni, or vulva, which they believed birthed all of manifestation. They believed the only way to truly honor Kali was to honor all women, preferably orally. Doesn’t sound very “manly” to me, Weirdworm. Back to the drawing board!

  • Jacob Calles

    I stumbled across this link and i am also a christian for starters but I’m not 6’7″.. im more like 5’10″ish.. not really built like a brick house either cause i cancelled my gym pass.. built more like a sturdy christmas tree at best.. so if they did test me, hopefully Olig and some look alikes will be not too far from ear shot.. Volume counts for something so depending on how many tengriists there are, they could give us a run for our money.. No worries, still down to throw fisticuffs though.

  • Jacob Calles

    I stumbled across this link and i am also a christian for starters but I’m not 6’7″.. im more like 5’10″ish.. not really built like a brick house either cause i cancelled my gym pass.. built more like a sturdy christmas tree at best.. so if they did test me, hopefully Olig and some look alikes will be not too far from ear shot.. Volume counts for something so depending on how many tengriists there are, they could give us a run for our money.. No worries, still down to throw fisticuffs though.

  • Jacob Calles

    I stumbled across this link and i am also a christian for starters but I’m not 6’7″.. im more like 5’10″ish.. not really built like a brick house either cause i cancelled my gym pass.. built more like a sturdy christmas tree at best.. so if they did test me, hopefully Olig and some look alikes will be not too far from ear shot.. Volume counts for something so depending on how many tengriists there are, they could give us a run for our money.. No worries, still down to throw fisticuffs though.

  • Bridey

    You dont “grow” bread.

  • Bridey

    You dont “grow” bread.

  • Bridey

    You dont “grow” bread.

  • Denm7510

    They meant grow “beards” not bread, “They Grow the most awesome beards”! lolol

  • Denm7510

    They meant grow “beards” not bread, “They Grow the most awesome beards”! lolol

  • Denm7510

    They meant grow “beards” not bread, “They Grow the most awesome beards”! lolol

  • http://www.sikhismthetruth.com/ Religions

    Meditation is a spiritual practice that dates back to many, many years ago. In fact, some evidence found by archaeologists even points to the practice dating back to nearly 3,000 years ago when the first Indian civilizations were in existence.

  • http://www.sikhismthetruth.com/ Religions

    Meditation is a spiritual practice that dates back to many, many years ago. In fact, some evidence found by archaeologists even points to the practice dating back to nearly 3,000 years ago when the first Indian civilizations were in existence.

  • http://www.sikhismthetruth.com/ Religions

    Meditation is a spiritual practice that dates back to many, many years ago. In fact, some evidence found by archaeologists even points to the practice dating back to nearly 3,000 years ago when the first Indian civilizations were in existence.

  • Liar

    Olig is so full of s**t

  • Liar

    Olig is so full of s**t

  • Liar

    Olig is so full of s**t

  • Quaft

    I dunno, I think cunnilingus is pretty darn manly… ;)

  • zach

    i know someone whos a Sikh. he doesnt carry a dagger and he shaves his beard for workhahaa

  • rai

    people like you hate sikhs because you know they are one of bravest community in the world and person like you cannot face a real sikh face by face………………and there are always some rotten apples in every communit

  • bfran

    just a note, the pic of the 'greek orthodox' priest is actually a russian orthodox priest.

  • Shane

    id crush you ass..im 15 ..5'7 and full of piss and vinegar …… come get some punk ass mother f***r

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/FreeThoughtCrime VMetal

    I'm 20 feet tall, three thousand pounds, and an atheist. I could crush you like a bug. But I won't, because I'm a nice guy.

  • l.s

    islam should have been out there. it is the MANLIEST religion. where a man is allowed to marry 4 woman, do anything he wants, and god is a male and all. but ladies have no rights.

    • Anonymous

      Except this post is wrong in every way

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