Image sources:

• – The Poor Kid Who Just Wanted a Little Porn:
  http://img.timeinc.net/time/quotes/2009/08/0811_adult_film.jpg
• – The Tire Slashing, Sweater Knitting Granny:
  http://dwightjohnston.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/ugly-pig-sweater1.jpg
• – “I Now Pronounce You Abuser and Victim”:
  http://store.puppeteers.org/images/gen_37_punch.jpg
• – The Guy Who REALLY Couldn’t Get a Girlfriend:
  http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/21189_large.jpg
• – Rap Fan Would Rather Pay Fine than Listen to Beethoven:
  http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Wolfgang-amadeus-mozart_1-revert.jpg
• – Well You Wouldn’t Make a Police Officer, Lettuce and Tomato Sandwich, Would You?:
  http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2645/3905304824_398e435097_o.jpg

Sources:

• – The Poor Kid Who Just Wanted a Little Porn:
  http://www.newsnet5.com/news/3031293/detail.html
• – The Tire Slashing, Sweater Knitting Granny:
  http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/a131530/criminal-gran-gets-knitting-punishment.html
• – “I Now Pronounce You Abuser and Victim”:
  http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-843740.html
• – The Guy Who REALLY Couldn’t Get a Girlfriend:
  http://www.wayodd.com/canadian-judge-bans-man-from-having-a-girlfriend-for-three-years/v/7484/
• – Rap Fan Would Rather Pay Fine than Listen to Beethoven:
  http://www.groundreport.com/US/Rap-Music-Fan-Sentenced-to-Listen-to-Classical/2871076
• – Well You Wouldn’t Make a Police Officer, Lettuce and Tomato Sandwich, Would You?:
  http://www.weathernet5.com/news/1223071/detail.html