We men really do love breasts: we talk about them, brag about touching them and apparently now write extensive comedy articles about them for the internet. Many women might think it’s juvenile on our part to obsess so much over nothing more than a pair of meat sacks filled with fat, but there are many stories out there which support our collective theory that breasts are just plain awesome.
So sit back and relax, here are the 6 weirdest facts and tales about breasts.
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Small Knockers
Almost Got Vietnamese Bikers Banned From the Roads
In 2008 the Vietnamese government was seriously considering banning all females whose chests measured less than 28 inches from riding their motorbikes on public roads. Allegedly this was a bid from the Ministry of Health aimed at making sure that the people behind the handlebars remain healthy, but it’s quite obvious that they were just trying to pressure the women into getting b00b jobs.
If you have ever interacted with a Vietnamese person or saw one of those oriental X-rated movies on the ad**t You Tubes that everybody’s talking about, then you know that eastern Asian females don’t really carry around a pair of huge portable airbags on their chests. In that region small breasts are not the sign of sickness, they are the sign of (a little bit depressing and flat) normality, and it almost cost thousands of ladies the use of their Vespas.
In 2009 however, the proponents of this bill finally got smacked over the head by their wives and the idea died out.
5.
Breasts Can Become Bigger Via a Cellphone Ringtone
Speaking of smaller breasts from East Asia, it somehow seems appropriate that the inventor of the first noninvasive breast augmentation procedure that probably works, hails from Japan. For a number of years now Dr. Hideto Tomabechi has been preoccupied with 2 things: sounds and breasts, and in 2008 he combined his 2 passions into the “Rock Melon” – a ringtone which supposedly causes titties to gain in size if you just listen to it.
Dr. Tomabechi has designed the “Rock Melon” sound to carry with it a subliminal cry of an infant child, which allegedly works on a woman’s brain causing it to instinctively switch to motherhood mode, making her chest jugs fill with milk. After listening to the tone 20 times a day for a couple of days, one of the good doctor’s test subjects reported her breasts grew in size by almost an entire inch!
The only question that remains is: why aren’t we feeding this sound through every loudspeaker in the country?
4.
Sufficiently Big Melons Can Keep You Out of Prison
You would think that the only way breasts could keep anyone from doing jail-time is if that person went back to the judge’s chambers and let him touch them for a couple of minutes. But luckily there are less sad examples of the twins providing legal representation in court, as was the case with Serena Kozakura.
In 2007 Serena Kozakura, 38, was convicted of property destruction after she allegedly kicked in the wooden doors to an unnamed man’s apartment and trashed it to hell. However, during a reenactment of the crime, Kozakura proved that the hole someone made in the door was way too small for her and her impressive 44-inch chest to crawl through.
Based on just that, the woman was acquitted. It’s probably safe to say she will never curse her massive knockers ever again after it turned out they are her own personal pair of top notch defense lawyers. Oh breasts, is there anything you cannot do?
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Eh..? What is this compulsion with tit size? A-size (or max B) tits are the best.
aw… never had any decent sized ones on a thin girl? Big boobs are great on a great frame.
I’ve never seen such a large nose on a Japanese girl before.
A ingtone that makes breasts fill with milk would only temporarily make breasts larger (if it worked at all) & only work on women close to/durring/after pregnancy or taking hormones. The milk would also cause the sort of discomfort dairy cows feel when they aren’t milked. It makes them extremely moody & a little violent, like having your period in your chest.
I’ve never seen such a large nose on a Japanese girl before.
A ingtone that makes breasts fill with milk would only temporarily make breasts larger (if it worked at all) & only work on women close to/durring/after pregnancy or taking hormones. The milk would also cause the sort of discomfort dairy cows feel when they aren’t milked. It makes them extremely moody & a little violent, like having your period in your chest.
Where I live, that 34DD would be concidered a C & that 32FF would be a D. No wonder British people supposedly have the largest breats…they grossly exadurate the actual size.
If implants are punctured in the course of lifesaving, they can lead to sickness & if the implants aren’t removed, possibly a slow painful death.
titman you are a freaking disgrace to your handle more like deprived
I love boobs.
They make everything more beautiful. Gorgeous women, ugly women, snotty women, stupid women, rainy days… they even make food taste better and music sound better. I could listen to America play that Been Through A Desert heroin song or watch a 30 Seconds To Mars video marathon on REPEAT for as long as I had huge boobs in my hands.
Boobs are beautiful.
Thank you, God. \o/
dude ur fuckin gay
you are an idiot
He is just being honest mate!!
That's a fact, all men are obsessed with breasts.
You are one sad little man.
Not really,I'm an Ass man myself.I prefer a lady with a nice round booty and small A or B cup breasts.Besides,”anything more than a mouthfull,is a waste”.
i liked the idea of the big boobs…..!!!
That's ur take man. And hardly befitting a male ! Show me a male who dosen't like boobs. Forget the sexy part, boobs are the ones you grew up on stupid, how can u not like them ?
Jadoo, not everyone has to have your opinion to be “a male”.
Me-mo and Titman, you will make some small chested females very happy, nothing hurts more than to always get the impressions big boobs are everything.
John, just ugh.
Thanks for information, I'll always keep updated here!
Ha! Liked #4…..IF the tit don't fit….You MUST acquit!
No, not ALL men like big breasts. Some do. Some don't , and some just THINK they're suppose to be attracted to large breasts. Personally, I think smaller perkier breasts are the sexiest. NOT that I'd turn away from nice large pointers mind you, but the larger they are, the more prone they are to loosing their shape and sagging as women age—sometimes not even all that old. Plus….the nipples seem to have a much greater propensity toward stretching out so much that they're not even all that prominent or attractive( the breasts I mean, a woman's attractiveness really has NOTHING to do with her breast size). Add to that —large breasts often cause back problems as women get older. Now WORSE than small breasts,big breasts, whatever is—-FAKE breasts. I'd rather a woman had almost NO breasts than have fake breasts. At least a very small breast has sensual stimulating properties. I enjoy knowing that I'm providing sexual stimulation to a woman. With breast implants, much of the sensitivity is gone.
If you don't like big tits your an arse bandit.
“In 2008 the Vietnamese government was seriously considering banning (…)”, this is totally not true.
be simple!!!!! what a description!!!!hmmmmmmmmmmm may be a gud stuff for book lovers
I wonder if the same guy who banned small breasts also did the “checking.”
i like big breast,,, woowww,, siiiippp,,,, nicee,, hehehhehehehehe
lol did you guys notice his hair piece was on crooked? and i just like tits as long as they dont sag, im all good with any size
interesting
I like how everyone's saying that there isn't one man out there that doesn't like breasts.
What a bunch of homophobes you are.
Apparently gays aren't considered men now.
Must've missed that memo.
Personally, bigger isn't always the better.
My girlie's got a bit of a small set herself, and I adore it.
She looks sexy either way.
If only you men knew the troubles of bigger breats though.
too long.
didn't read.
most probably gay.
so they still pushed through the bill?? good.
@Jamesyap(AND his above UNnamed reply to Watersisland with the same IP address)— James is …..Attention Deficit, Can't read, and most probably a closet homo
those pictures are such bullshit and i'd know because I'M A GIRL.
size g? please. the biggest size was dd at most. This theory is incorrect.
The girls posing all looked like actors. Don't be fooled and get your brains out of your dicks!
“Milk Dud's” are worth their weight in 24k gold !
A 34B is technically the same thing as a 36C. They're called “sister sizes.” For example, 32A:34B:36C:38D. A woman who wears a 34B can wear a 36C and have it be the same fitting bra.
It's all about the ratio.
*I hope that made sense. It's hard to explain unless you have the physical bras to look at and compare
It depends on the store making the bras. At Victoria's secret I am an 34D, at Frederick's of Hollywood, I'm a 34F. Other countries have different measurements as well.
Do your research before getting pissed off and spouting nonsense.
Also, they are WOMEN posing, not girls.
OH wow, now I'm really confused. Ohhhh! I know, I know…..Show us your breasts with a 34B bra on, THEN, show us your breasts with a 36C bra on. THE-E-ENNNN! YEAH, Just show us your breasts…..with NOTHING ON!
Uhm….you are a female I hope. Otherwise….disreguard-LOL!
very interesting! most people like bigger one