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crys

Wow, that's so offensive to refer to a woman's downtown as something that “oozes goo”… it's nothing like that. Nope. Not even close.
Divadoglover

and why is the word vagina spelled like a 12 year old who cant actually say vagina without laughing wrote this?
athene

You know for something that sounds as gross as “down there” and “oozes goo” and “earning your red wings on a heavy flow day” (BTW earning your red wings means having oral sex with a woman on her period, leaving tell tale “wings” around the mouth and up the cheeks), men sure want to get down there as fast, as often, and soon as possible!
Garrett S.

Your opening sentence kept me confused and distracted a good portion of my consciousness the whole time I was reading the article.

“Thanks to the Bush Administration, millions of Americans have attended classes where they learned that sex is wrong, their bodies are sinful and everybody waits till marriage before getting it on.”

Your president actually initiated classes that taught sex is wrong and bodies are sinful?

It is generally a bad idea to begin a “professionally” written article with a imbecilic sentence. It really cancels out anything that is possibly witty, intelligent or interesting further on in the piece.

I wonder…. Is radmanovac really Kayne West?

Scrubbiedude

Thank you! Honestly, right wrong or indifferent, I stopped reading the article at that point.

john143

thanks for posting this, was really useful and interesting to me.
Docb431

If a woman doesn't take care of it “down there” then it will OOZE GOO. So what if it's offensive. If she's not washing herself she deserves to be offended.

Alex

LOL ‘oozing goo’ does not come from not washing, that doesn’t even make sense. Think about it dumbass while you’re washing your dick cheese off your 2 inch pecker.

Myvampireskeeper

To refer to it as something that oozes goo, as if that's what happens all the time, IS offensive and as immature as you are, Docb431. Seeing as most women aren't that disgusting, we shouldn't all have to be put under that category.

And on that note, more men need to worry about keeping themselves clean and stop acting as if women are the unhygienic of the two genders when it comes to “down there”.
Ivan Ooze

surely enough, a woman ozees goo. and that is disgusting.
yeah

so do men dumbass

Beast Yeast Feast

Goozers are ho rags who keep it goin with the yeasties.. BLECCHHHH!!!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Karanime-Nielsen/1054127369 Karanime Nielsen

Obviously written by a guy who has never had a long-term fuck buddy.

Probably too repulsive.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Karanime-Nielsen/1054127369 Karanime Nielsen

O.o;
Modo

This is a write-up made by someone has hasnt made love to a woman. It is so immaturely written. choice of words are so poor and teenager like.
MidnightMadcap

Actually, women are more likely to have twins when they’re younger. You can ask any La Leche League leader, and she’ll tell you all about it.
Alex

This is so clearly written by a man. Since when is discharge ‘cringe-worthy’ ? Last time I checked, It looked exactly like male ejaculation. I hope this sexist bastard has no more articles to write.
Alex

This is so clearly written by a man. Since when is discharge ‘cringe-worthy’ ? Last time I checked, It looked exactly like male ejaculation. I hope this sexist bastard has no more articles to write.
eee

a women’s temperature rises AFTER ovulation – the day after normally, so if you see a temperature shift, it is normally too late to conceive.

Ewalker

No, a womans temp rises BEFORE ovulation, it rises when the egg is released.

Caryopteris

The author of this is gay not to like women’s bodies that are working properly and providing lubrication needed for intercourse. Fortunately it is unlikely he will get to try intercourse very often since he does not have enough interest to make it work … with a woman. He may find men to his liking though. Perhaps the artificial lubrication needed will be more acceptable to him. And of course this means he won’t be reproducing, which is a blessing to us all.
http://www.google.com Meena

Interesting!
Chloe

How did the woman born without a vagina have periods…?
Guest

your a fucking idiot

guest

“The third, most accurate and easily most cringe-worthy method comes from monitoring for fertile cervical mucus. This comes as a discharge from a lady’s downtown that is supposed to resemble “raw egg-white”. The volume (shudder) will peak in the days leading up to ovulation. All that’s left is to then convince a man to willingly entrust his most prized organ to something oozing goo, even after he’s probably seen the movie Alien.”

You are a fucking idiot.
guest

“The third, most accurate and easily most cringe-worthy method comes from monitoring for fertile cervical mucus. This comes as a discharge from a lady’s downtown that is supposed to resemble “raw egg-white”. The volume (shudder) will peak in the days leading up to ovulation. All that’s left is to then convince a man to willingly entrust his most prized organ to something oozing goo, even after he’s probably seen the movie Alien.”

You are a fucking idiot.
PunctuationPolice

That person may indeed be an idiot but in trying to call him an idiot you have proven yourself not quite as gifted either. The proper spelling for the contraction you are going for is (you’re) not (your) your is possessive while you’re is the correct way of short handing you are.

Guest

your a fucking idiot
Gygy_medina

Wow, its so sad that still, we have so many uneducated people… Talking about human bodies as objects. Maybe if you appreciated your body you would learn to respect others!

GET A BOOK AND READ ABOUT WOMEN U OBVIOUSLY KNOW NOTHING! dumb ass! !
Gygy_medina

Wow, its so sad that still, we have so many uneducated people… Talking about human bodies as objects. Maybe if you appreciated your body you would learn to respect others!

GET A BOOK AND READ ABOUT WOMEN U OBVIOUSLY KNOW NOTHING! dumb ass! !
Salvi

Wow. You really never made love to a woman, have you?

Fortunately for the human race, an awful lot of men are willing to stick their most prized-organ in something that “oozes goo”……. And what do they do there? Spurt out goo in it.

And for your information, expulsion of cervical mucus is a totally normal thing. Think of it as an auto-wash function. Soap is highly irritating for the sensible flesh of the vagina, so the body produce this mucus to clean itself, and also lubricate. So no, we don’t just get “wet” because of sexual excitation.

Conception and sexually are among the most beautiful things in the world.
Every human in the planet came from that act. From bodily fluids.

Think about that before you describe it so rudely.
http://outoftheboxteaching.com.au Outoftheboxteaching

No, it is not cringe worthy to know how your body works and understand your discharges.
http://outoftheboxteaching.com/Forum Outoftheboxteaching

More sex ed is needed, clearly. AND boys should be taught how women’s bodies work (and what they actually look like so they don’t learn from medical diagrams and porn) so they’re not so shocked and horrified.
Dan

A bullet can’t get you pregnant? Son of a gun!!
Dan

A bullet can’t get you pregnant? Son of a gun!!
dewy

stomach and uterus are in separate compartments.
Nautilus Spiral

The author accuses the Bush Admin. of lying by presenting outright lies: “Thanks to the Bush Administration, millions of Americans have attended classes where they learned that sex is wrong, their bodies are sinful and everybody waits till marriage before getting it on.”

Abstinence programs teach that sex is wrong * if you’re too young and if you’re not married* because, as this article points out, sex is directly involved in creating children who deserve the stability of a married couple out of their teens. They teach that everyone should wait until marrying until having sex because that’s the best plan. Non-abstinence programs – and articles like this one – teach kids that they can’t abstain (wrong!), encouraging early sex and a devaluation of sexuality as just “getting it on.”