right now im going to stay at 300pounds obsessing about this one girl that i will never even have the confidence to talk to.

honestly what the fuck is this. i hope this is trolling, if not im willing to bet your experts are all 40year old virgins

I want to read everything you wrote. Is there anything more you wrote?

I want to read everything you wrote. Is there anything more you wrote?

The Jocks at my old high school were incredibly boring, and treated girls like dirt, but because they were on the football team and had six packs they had girls drooling over them all the time.

The Jocks at my old high school were incredibly boring, and treated girls like dirt, but because they were on the football team and had six packs they had girls drooling over them all the time.

Really?

…REALLY?

Thank God most of the information available about women and social dynamics totally contradicts this article. I’d hate for somebody to take it seriously.

I particularly found #2 remarkably dense with misleading advice. Starting with an absolute fallacy such as “Having confidence doesn’t matter at all” is not a good way to illustrate an author’s proficiency with women… Not that there was any doubt about the level of it by the end of the article.

Playing an instrument (or taking up any other skill) for the chicks indeed does make you a tool, but then a few points down, it’s suggested that you make stuff up to get her to think you’re interesting. Yeah, that’s way more attractive than playing guitar for real. It’s also suggested that you fake being like the girl (or the “stereotype” you see her as, not the girl) to “win her over.”

Yeah, a girl’s going to respect a man who has such a weak identity that he will change it without a thought to get in her pants. Okay.

If you’re going to pretend to be emo or lie about what you do, why not take up guitar for real to pick up chicks? You’ll still be a tool and chicks won’t be tearing your clothes off, but at least then you’ll have a skill. You won’t be as much of a tool as the guy who acts sad and brooding and wears all black because that’s what the girl he likes does.

If this advice helps anybody get a girlfriend, it’s by accident. That seems to be how the author got his girls. There are alot of books on the subject of how girls work, maybe you should read one.

Really?

…REALLY?

Thank God most of the information available about women and social dynamics totally contradicts this article. I’d hate for somebody to take it seriously.

I particularly found #2 remarkably dense with misleading advice. Starting with an absolute fallacy such as “Having confidence doesn’t matter at all” is not a good way to illustrate an author’s proficiency with women… Not that there was any doubt about the level of it by the end of the article.

Playing an instrument (or taking up any other skill) for the chicks indeed does make you a tool, but then a few points down, it’s suggested that you make stuff up to get her to think you’re interesting. Yeah, that’s way more attractive than playing guitar for real. It’s also suggested that you fake being like the girl (or the “stereotype” you see her as, not the girl) to “win her over.”

Yeah, a girl’s going to respect a man who has such a weak identity that he will change it without a thought to get in her pants. Okay.

If you’re going to pretend to be emo or lie about what you do, why not take up guitar for real to pick up chicks? You’ll still be a tool and chicks won’t be tearing your clothes off, but at least then you’ll have a skill. You won’t be as much of a tool as the guy who acts sad and brooding and wears all black because that’s what the girl he likes does.

If this advice helps anybody get a girlfriend, it’s by accident. That seems to be how the author got his girls. There are alot of books on the subject of how girls work, maybe you should read one.

Tell me this is a sick joke.

Tell me this is a sick joke.