5 Reasons Why Aliens WOULD Only Land in the US

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  • – The People:
    http://thegirlfromtheghetto.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/mj-street-dancer.jpg
    http://rlv.zcache.com/alien_think_green_button-p145380258998953548t5sj_400.jpg
  • – The Movies:
    http://s3files.core77.com/blog/images/Independence%20Day.jpg
    http://mrw.blox.pl/resource/et.jpg
  • – The Population Concentration:
    http://www.armybase.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/X-band-radars-installed-in-Israels-Negev-desert-near-Dimona-nuclear-plant.JPG
    http://www.sitontop.com/KDImages/US_Lights.jpg
  • – The Fatties:
    http://leanlitigation.typepad.com/.m/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/09/toserveman.jpg
    http://static.open.salon.com/files/capitalist1232560967.jpg
  • – SETI:
    http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/128842-192933-lrrr_large.jpg
    http://www.nerdcore.de/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/seti.jpg

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Comments

  • curvydee

    Seriously – dude, you have waaaaaaay to much time on your hands..

  • curvydee

    Seriously – dude, you have waaaaaaay to much time on your hands..

  • Alien from Planet X

    A really stupid concept. If the movie is made for Americans then sure and if you are honest check out the many alien movies and often the aliens land all over the world but a movie targets to americans focuses on the ones in america. Lets take two examples, District Nine which won all kinds of awards why I can’t explain but it did. Was a stupid movie with dialogue so bad it was funny. however it was South Africa not USA. and Independence Day. It routinely showed ships invading every major nation and city at the same time.

    Now look at British Sci-Fi the aliens in there movies always land in England Surprise. Seen a french Sci-Fi movie, aliens come to Paris. Etc. It’s really rather logical even for fiction but apparently you aren’t smart enough to figure that out an instead try and make it a politically correct thing. Get real and grow up.

  • Alien from Planet X

    A really stupid concept. If the movie is made for Americans then sure and if you are honest check out the many alien movies and often the aliens land all over the world but a movie targets to americans focuses on the ones in america. Lets take two examples, District Nine which won all kinds of awards why I can’t explain but it did. Was a stupid movie with dialogue so bad it was funny. however it was South Africa not USA. and Independence Day. It routinely showed ships invading every major nation and city at the same time.

    Now look at British Sci-Fi the aliens in there movies always land in England Surprise. Seen a french Sci-Fi movie, aliens come to Paris. Etc. It’s really rather logical even for fiction but apparently you aren’t smart enough to figure that out an instead try and make it a politically correct thing. Get real and grow up.

  • Chief Flipping Bird

    I wanted to start a rant about cliche-afflicted self righteous glorifcation of the great USofA. But I think Alien X has already said everything that needed to be about this heap.

    no wait…first of fuck your sorry irony…if 2/3rds of the world are modeled after one great nation(that has even lover overall pp-assets than their southern “hobo”neighbors)…why would they even bother to land in one of the most politicaly/financialy/personaly unstable nations of the world, instead of just coming down whereever its most convinient in terms of tragectories,weatherpattern, etc.

    Also if you confront a lifeform capable of >interstellar< travel I think you may get laughed at for bringing up tensions between our mighty nations

    (and yes there are places that are more Fd up then the US but at least they are constantly unlike bouncing on an eventual tripwire like many others…also without constant military “intervention” they might stabilize wouldn't they, yes they would, yeees they wouuuld! *poking the belly of the beast* )

    oh and just to counter any stoopthoughts….i'm from germany with a bit of every part of the world in my dna (exept for them asian devils of course)

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