I would agree with you on all but your inspriration: Nick Cage. The most stunningly untalented actor of his age, Nick Cage doesn’t act (if you take Richard Burton’s definition of acting as “playing the part of someone other than yourself”). He is……Nickolas Cage. In every movie. EVERY one. He is able to display a range of emotions, from A to B and turns in (phones in) predictable performances time and again. I would say that Mr. Cage is to acting what his business manager is to financial planning: inept.

The first photo in the Joe Pesci section (the one with Danny Glover and the gun) cannot be Joe Pesci… that is Mel Gibson!

Yes, your first photo in the Pesci section is Mel Gibson, not Pesci, like @ridleyrules says. Also, who says Woody Harrelson isn’t ugly. IMO, he’s quite handsome.