World’s Fastest Toilet
Of all the records in the world, this is maybe the most pointless since, last we checked, most of us don’t care whether our toilets can zip along at high speed.
Fastest Dogs on Tricycles
If you’re wondering who on earth would even attempt something this bizarre, the answer is, of course, the Japanese.
Largest Gathering of People Dressed as Smurfs
On the plus side, it’s easy to get in on a record like this, but on the negative side, you’d never want to admit to taking part in a record like this.
Biggest Rubber Band Ball
It took Joel Waul six years to put together his massive rubber band ball, which weighs nearly five tons, and we’re sure his parents are very proud of him - probably for something else.
Largest Collection of Barbies
A German woman named Bettina Dorfmann owns more than 15,000 Barbie dolls, and we’re going to go ahead and guess not a lot of friends to show them off to.
Most Bees on a Person
Chinese beekeeper She Ping holds the world record by having 331,000 bees on him at once, a record we assume will stand because no one else is insane enough to try to top that.