11 Totally Weird Looking Mascots
In high school, I was a Cobra. That was embarrassing. In college I was a Mariner. That was boring. Then I became a teacher at a school that bore uniforms with “Beavers” emblazoned across the chests. I thought I had it pretty rough. Then I met these people:
The mascot is a color. So what’s this green thing? And what’s he doing? And do the girls know that he’s doing it?
Wasn’t this guy in that movie, Heat?
It’s creepy enough to want a devil for a high school mascot. But then put a diaper on him? What is that?
I’m wondering why a high school mascot is packing heat.
I will never look at artichoke dip in the same way.
He looks like an alien off the original Star Trek.
This could quite possibly be the scariest mascot ever.
What is there to say? That dude is just ugly. And his hair clashes.
He is really scary. And he doesn’t look like a frog.
They don’t have any officially sanctioned sports teams, so I guess that gives this pickle its excuse. I would be more intrigued by a big old fried pickle than a fighting one.
This guy’s got big balls. For a duck. Or a clam. Or a pickle stuck in a clam. Whatever he is, I’m sure he’s got big balls.