10 Ugliest Musicians
Published on September 18, 2009 | 42 comments“If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness”. Who according to you is the ugliest musician/band ever to walk the planet and why? We conducted a survey and after the votes were counted we prepared the below list putting the selections in order from least ugly to the ugliest.
Chad Kroeger
According to the recent online surveys Nickelback lead singer and rhythm guitarist Chad Kroeger has been voted as the ugliest person in rock. I fail to understand how this band has sold more than 25 million records worldwide; they are so untalented and so dorky-looking. Chad has written the most annoying songs in human history.
Marilyn Manson
That dude scares everyone to death the minute people see him; he indeed is the ugliest freak out there. Manson formed Marilyn Manson & the Spooky Kids in Florida in 1989.
Gene Simmons (Kiss)
Simmons ugliness seeped outward rather early in this life. He had a dismissive attitude, evil and ruthless business sense and his nasty views on women, minorities and gays make him a clear winner for Uggo king.
Amy Winehouse
She kind a look cool and sing good, but when she mix drugs, alcohol and some more stuff she looks crazy, and I may say uglier then ever. Want you agree?
Lemmy (Motörhead)
Lemmy has been rocking his ugly self for decades. He has that haggard look that can be produced only by decades of hard living, venereal diseases and Rock & Roll. This man has taken no prisoners in his life, be it his music or his look.
Devin Townsend
Strapping Young Lad, hate to pick on bald guys, but rocking a skullet is a one-way trip to ugly dom. Devin would definitely benefit from a haircut.
Tom Warrior
Celtic Frost Dude looks like an alien corpse or something.
G.G. Allin
Through great effort GG made himself look truly ugly though he started out quite homely. Proof of this is that he often performed naked and cut huge gashes in his face and body while performing. This was not just performance for GG he lived his life this way.
Jim Skafish (Skafish)
Jim Skafish the leader, singer, songwriter of the quirky Chicago band had a sensational debut album from the IRS in 1980. While the examples of natural and nurtured ugliness may be excessively abundant in the rock ‘n’ roll, no one has ever taken delight in their physical freakishness quite like Jim Skafish. He has a oddly androgynous 6′ 3″ frame, with a beak like a toucan, had a bowl cut (now shaved clean), and translucently pale skin.
Gwar
Categorized as “Comedy Rock,” GWAR is the ugliest band to walk the earth. It is easier to laugh at the ridiculous getups these guys wear than the actual music they play.
Thus, these were the results of the survey. Hope you guys agree. Feel free to add your choice in comments 
Written by Jyotsna Ramani – Copyrighted © www.weirdworm.com
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42 Comments
LOL! Funniest (ugliest) is SKAFISH. But I kind a liked his songs. I just heard few on that web site you provided link for.
Cool punk songs.
why is shane mcgowan not here????
cause he is not that ugly
fuck off manson doenst scare me hes realy not that ugly without makeup and hes nota freak!!
yes he is.
I knew that had to be Devon Townsend. Helluva voice though. …I used to have a crush on Chad Kroger until he cut his hair!
This is the worst list yet.
Shane McGowan DOES belong on this list- Chad does not. He’s not that bad, and it seems that whoever made this just doesn’t like him.What about Keith Richards, Mick Jaggar, Gary Moore,Lyle Lovett,Pete Burns-Hell even Amy Lee or “x-tina”(without the piles of makeup they’re hideous)…..there are So many more deserving people.
I would have voted Stephen Tyler and Meatloaf.
Okay, seriously, compared to most of these guys, Manson is not “the ugliest freak out there”. And though I’m not a big Nickelback fan, Chad is not that bad…he’s certainly not one of the ten ugliest musicians. The fact that Keith Richards is not on here blows my mind.
Devin Townsend has had a haircut.. check out his myspace..
http://www.myspace.com/devintownsenddtb
He’s just bald now.
Fuck you who ever wrote this. You have shit taste in music.
Did you even read the title?
nice one ^______^ xxx
WTF ?! This list is shitty .
shane mcgowan , keith richards and lots of more , should be here . Chad Kroeger or Marilyn Manson should not . They’re not that ugly .
Who the fuck made this is such a blind person , really -.-
cha ^____^
Hmmm.. manson is a fucking douchebag. seriously.. get over your fucking self you fucking creep. he has breast implants and his lower rib removed to suck his own dick. hes a fucking creep
Really?! People STILL think he actually did that? Wow. Ever heard of a RUMOR? for ONE, he doesnt have breast implants. The Mechanical Animals cover was a fucking suit lol and for TWO, yes hes missing two of his ribs but it was because he was assaulted and they were broken and surgically removed. its in his bio. do your research before you think you know something
Bradford Cox (from the band Deer Hunter and solo Atlas Sound) should’ve been included in this.
And thom yorke
manson is a total freak o_o
ewww!
but he sings ok ^_^
Manson can sing? His voice is as ugly as his personna, IMO.
there are way more uglier musicians than these mothafuckaz i thought they was gonna show ronny james dio and ringo star,
why is chad on here? he doesn’t look that bad he sorta looks like my old science teacher. >>;
heyyyy tom fisher is not ugly and freak… I like him!, a lot!! and his voice is orgasmic…
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Um, why is not Tiny Tim on this list
So how does the dude from Nickelback fit in here? He is totally fuckable.
G.G. Allin is/was appallingly hideous, but that was part of his schtick.
Besides the list being totally horrible.. what was even more worse was your grammar!!! Did you even go to school?? LMAO!
Keith Richards
Ozzy Osbourne
Mick Jagger
Steven Tyler (although I love him like hell)
Joe Perry (love him too)
Angus Young
James Hetfield (uglier than Chad Kroeger atleast)
Prince (looks like a gay fag.. unattractive to guys and girls)
Slash (his hair mostly covers his ugliness, but I love him too)
Ron Wood
Steve Perry
Lars Ulrich
According to me ,Chad Kroeger is the sexiest men on earth !!!
According to me ,Chad Kroeger is the sexiest man on earth !!!
Worst list.
Seriously, no one mentioned Michael Jackson?
Lemmy and Chad are not ugly, at all.
Steven Tyler needs to be on here. And so does Mick Jagger.
you failed to mention LORDI
good topic. thanks for sharing info
Too bad Marilyn has more talent in his freakin pinkey toe than anyone that reads this blog will ever have in their whole bodies. I’m pretty sure he’s god(:
Manson is a fuckin Hansen FAGGOT
I love how the list has people that aim to look like that for the shock value like manson and g.g Allin.
Fail list.