"No one remembers who came in second." (2013)
Currently in the running for the Internet's favorite joke of 2016, this quote was drudged up from Trump's Twitter account after he came in second at the Iowa Caucuses.
"I know where she went. It's disgusting, I don't want to talk about it. No, it's too disgusting. Don't say it, it's disgusting, let's not talk, we want to be very, very straight up." (2015)
This is Donald Trump, a grown man, responding to Hillary Clinton having to take a bathroom break during a debate. This is a man who wants to be president of the United States unable to use the word “bathroom.”
"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue, and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any votes, okay? It's, like, incredible." (2006)
Whether or not this is true, Trump fails to understand one thing in the above scenario: it's hard to be elected to office when you're serving a prison sentence for having shot someone.
"All I'm doing is telling the truth. Someone's doing the raping, Don. Who's doing the raping? Who's doing the raping?" (2015)
Trump has stated before that Mexico sends criminals as illegal immigrants, specifically rapists and killers. CNN's Don Lemon pointed out that the article Trump used to back up his claim was about rape and not criminals crossing the border. This was his response.
"One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don't go into government." (2015)
You know what? This one's not so outrageous. Good going, Trump.