Jessie and James (Pokémon)
We’re going to have a few cosplay pics from now on, so consider yourself warned. OK, everybody who knows me (like… the liquor store guy I guess? I mean we do talk basically every day) knows that it has always been my dream to legally hunt people who dress up as anime characters outside Halloween. But this particular set up I don’t mind, because it’s so close to the original that I am half impressed. The other half of me wants to see what these two would look like while shocked with a car battery though. I wonder why that is…
Hey, don’t look at me like that. I found this picture. I know it’s some random cam whore trying to arouse internet losers by dressing up as a 12 year old girl, but what?! Do you think I got this picture from my secret porn stash hidden inside Program Files/MSN/Back-up.zip which is protected by a 20-character password? Is that what you’re thinking? You’re ridiculous.
Ariel (The Little Mermaid)
This picture makes me feel a bit uncomfortable. On the one hand, I do appreciate the effort and bravery it takes to sport a costume which renders you virtually immobile. That’s some real dedication to your weird, sexually deviant obsession. On the other hand, this picture keeps reminding me of the age long Mermaid Paradox. If I were to be put on an uninhabited island, would I want a classic mermaid with me, or a reverse one (top half fish, bottom half human). That’s some deep existentialist bestiality this picture is forcing me to think about, and it makes me sort of hate myself.
BUAHAHAHAHA, oh God, no, no, this has got to be shopped. Life is just not that good for me, it just isn’t. Come on, if this thing up there was real, it would fit into the cartoon so perfectly! It would definitely explain everything I ever suspected about Shaggy. Constantly surrounded by Daphne and Velma and not showing even an inch of inclination towards either? Bullshit! I knew Shaggy had to be getting some action from someone though, because no amount of pot could make you lose your libido that much. Hmm? Oh yes, he totally did smoke pot. Why do you think Shaggy was so hungry all the time?
Plank (Ed, Edd and Eddy)
- - Peter Griffin (Family Guy): http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/8359/petergriffinw.jpg
- - Lois Griffin (Family Guy): http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9430/loisgriffin.jpg
- - Meg Griffin (Family Guy): http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/8159/meggriffin.jpg
- - Lion-O (Thundercats): http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/5953/lionelr.jpg
- - Mr. Satan (Dragonball): http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/9669/mrsatan.jpg
- - Jessie and James (Pokémon): http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/5540/jessiejames.jpg
- - Misty (Pokémon): http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/1043/mistyi.jpg
- - Ariel (The Little Mermaid): http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/112/arielc.jpg
- - Shaggy (Scooby-doo): http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/3543/shaggy.jpg
- - Plank (Ed, Edd and Eddy): http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/4370/keanureevesr.jpg